majortvjunkie:

taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence

(via hotboyproblems)

gamsee:

pathetic-asshole:

64kbps:

gamsee:

what do you mean i cant name my son dorito

because thats nacho son

i feel like these funny bloggers have secret meetings to make jokes and then on tumblr “coincidentally” reply with the perfect punchline that is fairly obivous. its a conspiracy. 

youre right, we’re the illuminati

(via the-girl-who-laughed)